Like to crunch numbers? Here are a few guy-versus-girl calculations that might interest you. • According to the Royal College of Psychiatrists, men are approximately three times more likely to commit suicide than women. • Based on information from the World Health Organization, men are 2.7 times more likely to […]
Author: Whitney Woody
Battle of the Sexes: Commentary
All right, guys, listen up. • If you say you’re going to call, call. Don’t make up excuses, and if you do have an excuse, it better be an amazing one.• Don’t cheat. Whether you want to believe it or not, most of the time, you will get caught. Just […]
WCU soccer finishes 1-1 in ETSU invitational
The Catamounts wrapped up the first leg of their current road trip in the East Tennessee State University invitational tournament. They defeated Stetson University 2-0 before losing to ETSU in the finals 1-0.The story of the first match against the Stetson University Hatters was freshman midfielder Courtney Mallon- she’s number […]
On The Road with Western Carolina Soccer: 1-1
Western Carolina Soccer just split two road games at 1-1. The Catamounts defeated Gardner-Webb 2-0, and lost to UNCC 0-2.Jack Kerouac once pondered the question “What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?” Kerouac, of course, was referring to the random adventures that took place in a […]
Cats Roughed Up By Dogs 45-16:The Cats Lose Their 12th in a Row, Falling to UGA
In fights between cats and dogs, the dogs usually win. It was the same result on Saturday as the #23 Georgia Bulldogs defeated the Western Carolina Catamounts 45-16 at Sanford Stadium in Athens. The Catamounts have lost 12 in a row from last season to now, which is the fourth […]
Catamounts get first win of season against Blue Hose, snap 12-game losing skid
After more than a calendar year of continuous losing, head coach Kent Briggs received a huge present for his birthday on September 22, 2007. His Catamounts finally ended a 12-game losing skid by defeating the Blue Hose of Presbyterian College 33-20 in Cullowhee. The Catamounts (1-3), whose season had a […]
It’s not you, it’s me
Despite any possible good things that could happen in a relationship, I have always focused on the cold realities of what bad things could come from the pursuit of love. I’m not a perpetual pessimist, I swear! It’s just that I rely on logic and knowledge to make decisions. And […]
My Problems with the Female Species
I wish my parents had warned me about women. Man, I just can’t stand when girls take 4,837,649 hours to get ready to go anywhere. Why bother with makeup and all that jazz? If I care anything about you as a person, it’s not going to matter to me what […]
Dear those that shall remain nameless,
Girls, we have all been there. The bad dates, the horrible breakups, and the downright strange behavior. Though, I admit that guys definitely have their moments of grace and clarity. There are two major things to address. For starters, we do not like being stood up. If for some reason […]
The Top-5 Things That Drive Me Nuts About The Opposite Sex
Women do a lot of things to drive men up the wall. Just ask my girlfriend. Sometimes, I think she does it purposely to get under my skin. Now, I do love my girlfriend to death and I would go out to the ends of the earth for her, from […]