Author: Whitney Woody

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Statistical Differences

Like to crunch numbers? Here are a few guy-versus-girl calculations that might interest you. • According to the Royal College of Psychiatrists, men are approximately three times more likely to commit suicide than women. • Based on information from the World Health Organization, men are 2.7 times more likely to […]

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Battle of the Sexes: Commentary

All right, guys, listen up. • If you say you’re going to call, call. Don’t make up excuses, and if you do have an excuse, it better be an amazing one.• Don’t cheat. Whether you want to believe it or not, most of the time, you will get caught. Just […]

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WCU soccer finishes 1-1 in ETSU invitational

The Catamounts wrapped up the first leg of their current road trip in the East Tennessee State University invitational tournament. They defeated Stetson University 2-0 before losing to ETSU in the finals 1-0.The story of the first match against the Stetson University Hatters was freshman midfielder Courtney Mallon- she’s number […]

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On The Road with Western Carolina Soccer: 1-1

Western Carolina Soccer just split two road games at 1-1. The Catamounts defeated Gardner-Webb 2-0, and lost to UNCC 0-2.Jack Kerouac once pondered the question “What’s in store for me in the direction I don’t take?” Kerouac, of course, was referring to the random adventures that took place in a […]

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It’s not you, it’s me

Despite any possible good things that could happen in a relationship, I have always focused on the cold realities of what bad things could come from the pursuit of love. I’m not a perpetual pessimist, I swear! It’s just that I rely on logic and knowledge to make decisions. And […]

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My Problems with the Female Species

I wish my parents had warned me about women. Man, I just can’t stand when girls take 4,837,649 hours to get ready to go anywhere. Why bother with makeup and all that jazz? If I care anything about you as a person, it’s not going to matter to me what […]

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Dear those that shall remain nameless,

Girls, we have all been there. The bad dates, the horrible breakups, and the downright strange behavior. Though, I admit that guys definitely have their moments of grace and clarity. There are two major things to address. For starters, we do not like being stood up. If for some reason […]