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Professional Wrestling Nothing More Than Sexist Trash
In a time when Barbie gets enough bad press for Mattel to give her a breast reduction and we have to revamp our vocabularies to avoid linguistic sexism, it’s hard to believe that the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) is allowed to display and abuse their “divas” on any television channel […]
DepartMentalChemistry and Physics
This week I entered the realm of protons, electrons, and neutrons by visiting the department of chemistry and physics. The last time I ventured this far into the realm of science I was lucky to make it out with a C. Fortunately, this time I was learning more about the […]
Dershowitz Visit a Success
Harvard Law Professor Alan Dershowitz spoke to the people of WCU in the Ramsey Center on Thursday night. He spoke on a variety of topics that were of great interest. Among the topics he addressed were the reasons behind the acquittal of O.J. Simpson, his victories defending dissidents in the […]
Anderson Extradition Stalled, Pending Review
The former WCU student accused of killing his father and burying his remains off of Moses Creek Road temporarily delayed extradition back to North Carolina and will remain in the Milwaukee County Jail, pending a review of the extradition papers. An extradition hearing scheduled Friday, in Milwaukee County Circuit Court, […]
Scratch Your Head and Tap Your Toes with Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers
In the rebirth of the Northeastern power-pop scene of the late 70s, one funny voice shone through the rest to become a near cult figure in the world of singer-songwriters. With songs like “I’m A Little Dinosaur,” “Hey, Little Insect,” and “Abominable Snowman in the Market,” Boston native Jonathan Richman […]
Volleyball Wins Annual Tournament
The Lady Catamount volleyball squad returned to action last weekend after a triumphant end to last year’s season. WCU went on a late run down the stretch in conference action last fall and emerged as one of the dominant teams in the SoCon. Davidson finally ended the Lady Cats’ streak […]
Lady Cats Fall in Second Round of SoCon Tourney
The Lady Catamounts (13-15) had a lot to be positive about going into the Southern Conference Tournament this past weekend. They earned a fifth seed and didn’t have to play in the first round on Thursday. Additionally, they were riding a three-game winning streak and had a completely healthy roster. […]
Tennis Squad Travels to Kentucky to Open Season
The Lady Catamount tennis team went to Richmond, Kentucky, this weekend to compete in their first three matches of the spring season at Eastern Kentucky. WCU fell in their first two matches against Wright State and Eastern Kentucky but was able to overcome Georgetown for their first victory of the […]
Men’s Club Soccer Goes Unbeaten in First Week of Play
Catamount soccer has been revived this spring thanks to the formation of a new club squad, just as the men’s and women’s rugby teams have come about in the past few years. English head coach/ mid-fielder Mark Burgess leads the new squad, which is composed mostly of foreign players. The […]